Q: How do you know that your body is ageing?
A: When an hour of jetski albeit on rather choppy waters, causes a backache and you smell of bengay for the next couple of days....
Q: How do you know its Monday?
A: When you wake up feeling shitty and you try to think of a 1000 reasons to justify not turning up for work.
Q: How do you convince yourself to love your job?
A: You look for the teeniest of reasons e.g. launching outlook on Monday morning and not seeing an email arrowing you to do work. Alternatively, you could put in a vacation request for the 3 days between Christmas and New Year and imagine your boss cringe when he reads the automated alerts while sweating about how to explain to you that you can't go on vacation because he had already approved another's leave plans. (this is a test btw, I shall see how good my boss is at fobbing this one...)
A: When an hour of jetski albeit on rather choppy waters, causes a backache and you smell of bengay for the next couple of days....
Q: How do you know its Monday?
A: When you wake up feeling shitty and you try to think of a 1000 reasons to justify not turning up for work.
Q: How do you convince yourself to love your job?
A: You look for the teeniest of reasons e.g. launching outlook on Monday morning and not seeing an email arrowing you to do work. Alternatively, you could put in a vacation request for the 3 days between Christmas and New Year and imagine your boss cringe when he reads the automated alerts while sweating about how to explain to you that you can't go on vacation because he had already approved another's leave plans. (this is a test btw, I shall see how good my boss is at fobbing this one...)
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