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Took a 20-min drive west to Dockyards yesterday morning just to have a walk about. surprisingly, there was a bike race about to begin so we hung around and watched the race from a pavilion. we were enjoying a hamburger whilst discussing the following:
  1. why are bikers so skinny? - ANS: because they need to balance on super skinny lightweight bikes.
  2. why do bikers walk funny? - ANS: because they have this contraption that "locks" their shoes to the pedals. (ps: some of them waddle worse than football players with spikes)
  3. why do bikers ride in a pack? - ANS: because riding behind someone reduces the air friction so they use up less energy than the rider leading the pack and they can easily overtake later in the race (especially when the leader is tired).
  4. why does cosmo advise against over peddling for females? - ANS: because studies have shown that too much riding can reduce your libido.
the above are some of our very unprofessional personal opinions. not to be taken too seriously. heh. =P

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